I'd sooner have my eyeballs gouged out with warm teaspoons.
Scene 1: NEW YORK, INT, DAY. A MAN and a WOMAN walk into a COFFEE SHOP F/X: crowd whooping like baboons for three minutes. MAN: Hello! F/X: crowd laughing so much they're peeing themselves. WOMAN: Would you like a coffee? F/X: Another five minutes of nitrous oxide CUT TO: Ad break
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Date: 2006-07-05 01:51 pm (UTC)Scene 1: NEW YORK, INT, DAY. A MAN and a WOMAN walk into a COFFEE SHOP
F/X: crowd whooping like baboons for three minutes.
MAN: Hello!
F/X: crowd laughing so much they're peeing themselves.
WOMAN: Would you like a coffee?
F/X: Another five minutes of nitrous oxide
CUT TO: Ad break
Repeat ad nauseam, add a group hug at the end.