ROFL

[green_amber]

From sushidog:

"Someone elsewhere online has just pointed out that Brad and Angelina's baby is going hate anyone she meets who is prone to spoonerisms. Because her name is Shiloh Pitt.
Man, they really didn't think that one through, huh?"

It's very very sunny here and I have a very very dull meeting in two minutes. Oh well. I used my NEW SAT NAV for the first time to day and it WORKED!! V excited. Maybe I am into superfluous technology after all..

Trying to find out about evening classes in water colours, life drawing, digital photography and ballroom dancing. Naturally they are all either full, or not running for lack of interest. No, don't ask me..

Today's query? if someone told you (age 49) that they had planned 15 ambitions for themselves at the age of 6 or so (journalist at 21, sub editor at 23 in radio at 25, anchorman at 27, etc etc) and achieved 14 of them would you think they were

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Comments

[del-c.livejournal.com]

Sorry, where is the radio button for "lying"?

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Yes. Also, where are the damn check boxes.

[bohemiancoast.livejournal.com]

My thought word for word.

Is their name Shiloh Pitt?

[malwen.livejournal.com]

Seriously, from your sample, it sounds more as if they had a single ambition and did a project plan with lots of sub-ambitions. Achieving them may be impressive, but not particularly imaginative.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Ambitious, inflexible AND demented!

I ahve a general idea of wher I seem to want to go. But it's very adaptable according to circumstance. Also, my priorities change according to experience.

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

I'd probably agree with that and..

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

A bit of a cvnt, probably.

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

..I'd probably agree with that too!!

[davidcook.livejournal.com]

15 life ambitions at the age of six ? I'm thirty-six, and haven't come up with near that many yet ...

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

I only ever had one and it was to not be bored..

[blue-condition.livejournal.com]

If you're achieving your ambitions
(A) you're working too hard
(B) you're setting the bar too low
(C) you're not open to random things that happen
(D) so f--king what?

I've never had professional ambitions beyond what Terry Pratchett called "light indoor work with no heavy lifting", and even that only to support my modest personal habits of meat pies, Pouilly Fumé and ludicrously expensive books on motor racing.

[loveandgarbage.livejournal.com]

[i]"If you're achieving your ambitions
(A) you're working too hard
(B) you're setting the bar too low
(C) you're not open to random things that happen
(D) so f--king what?"[/i]

What he said.

[dalglir.livejournal.com]

"Brad and Angelina's baby is going hate anyone she meets who is prone to spoonerisms."

ROTLMAO!

*dies*