Moving tribulations

Tonight I tried to value my wordly goods for the insurance for the move. Including my entire wardrobe. What the fuck? how much would it cost YOU to replace every skirt, jacket, coat, scarf, PVC dress and pair of kinky boots you possess? How on EARTH am I meant to even vaguely know what it would all cost to replace??? Tomorrow I may do a poll. ..

Also when I leave town, do i give people presents, or do they give me them? How do I know? What about my venerable cleaning lady? My long suffering secretary? My woebegone friends? My relieved colleagues? My pessimistic shrink? What on earth is the etiquette?!